RL spills maple syrup inside his pickup and invents something called "truck wine". JS reveals her Netflix password. Phiadon offers the pair a book deal. RL fabricates a text-based apocalypse.

GOLDEN CHAMPAGNE
[ˈgōldənˈ sh ä n ˈpänyə]
Volume 2
396 pages

After the apocalypse RL communicates from a heaven like area and orders beer from a cloud. JS continues work on a screenplay. RL contemplates "looks" for RAF's gigs in Miami. Meanwhile RAF is arrested by undercover police in the Lower East Side.

ON GOLDEN CHAMPAGNE
[ôn ˈgōldənˈ sh ä n ˈpänyə]
80 pages

"As a dying tree drops its leaves and is attacked by fungus and worms of decay, so too is a nation set upon by Golden Champagne."

Written by a not so fun loving algorithm, On Golden Champagne is 78 pages of vitriolic spittle bathed in high minded semiotic analysis and post graduate vocabulary.

Upon returning from Lake Como, RL loses himself in Brazilian Newark, managing to escape through the GOD-ASS portal. JS’s clone parties in a coma ward with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Hurricane Boring strikes New York City. Phiadon offers an advance for an all kitten porn calendar. The butt-models clean up.

DOO AYE [ˈdoō ī]
Supplement #1
182 pages

A sequel to Do you have unlimited text messages?

DOO ETC. noun [ˈdoō et ˈsetərə]
Volume 4
318 pages Coming Soon

RL founds Gumball University and sets off a variety of Nerd Alerts. JS needs an owl track. RL tries to go back in time to switch out a pair of “ugly” socks. A butt model breaks RL’s mini disco ball. JS and RL continue to fight the terrorists by partying.

1-900-HAVALFE
[wən nīn 'həndrid hav ā līf]
Volume 5
326 Pages Coming Soon

JS weens herself off of English. Jesus sends the first copy of Come Lord to Brooklyn. RL falls asleep for 7 pages and then makes JS go to a theme restaurant for his birthday. JS burns a blu-ray disc. They both consume record amounts of seltzer.

Volume 6
251 pages Coming Soon


RL loses an adapter. JS sees if she can drink a JPEG. RL trys to steal JS's girlfriend only to find out her girlfriend is also a JPEG. JS discovers RL stole her sunglasses in Volume 2.

To be continued...